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Reagan tells Soviet jokes
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Reagan tells Soviet jokes

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American=shit?
By: harropizza. on 23 May 12, 08:30:15
American=shit?

No car lasts longer ...
By: greenberry4725. on 22 May 12, 06:21:42
No car lasts longer than a Mercedes? or Volkswagen. European = quality.

Lol?
By: cole4b. on 21 May 12, 20:06:32
Lol?

Well,? the Japanese ...
By: greenberry4725. on 21 May 12, 16:06:23
Well,? the Japanese certainly make good cars.

Reagan has trolled ...
By: mphet26. on 21 May 12, 14:22:07
Reagan has trolled ? the Russians

in soviet russia ...
By: Mugib. on 21 May 12, 12:48:49
in soviet russia jokes tell? you !!!!

Ronald Reagan: He ...
By: SongBirdJesusFreak. on 21 May 12, 04:11:02
Ronald Reagan: He told "In? Soviet Russia Jokes" before it was mainstream.

and? where do I ...
By: MrMcSuckface. on 21 May 12, 04:04:08
and? where do I express paranoia?

is now poorer than ...
By: MrMcSuckface. on 21 May 12, 04:03:06
is now poorer than ever? In an idealistic capitalist society, what would happen t? him? And if you are to blame Communism for the collapse, why cannot I blame Capitalism for its failures? Double standard much?

communism is not ...
By: MrMcSuckface. on 21 May 12, 04:01:15
communism is not for lazy thiefs, it is for those who are willing to give to the lower class, those who are willing to give up a Ferrari, a gaming PC, a yacht, to allow the proletariat to earn its place in the? world. Who is the lazy thief, the man who oversees his company and goes on two month vacations because he worked hard and now does little, or the man who works tirelessly for him? The man who drove a truck for 48 years, got knee replaced a total of 8 times and

thats the typical ...
By: 05giacomo. on 20 May 12, 22:42:37
thats the typical left wing paranoia im? sorry ^^...greece for example...the greek people now have to pay the price for corrumption...its not the fault of the system capitalism is something for poeple who arrange themselves and work hard and honest, communism is something for lazy thiefs ^^...thats also the truth ^^..i dont denie that problems do exist, but communism should be never a choice again..even the russians admit that

worst*?
By: darknessofthetoshie. on 20 May 12, 20:10:23
worst*?

It's amazing that ...
By: MrMcSuckface. on 20 May 12, 03:14:03
It's amazing that people still support a system with such a gap between the extremely wealthy and poor, and a system where people think that the homeless should just "get a job." Where the hungry should just "get off their ass and earn some? money." Where the worker slaves and expects something else other than a worn out body after 50 years.

yes in fact soviet ...
By: 05giacomo. on 20 May 12, 02:42:44
yes in fact soviet union was a joke...russia still suffers from the idiotic economy system of this time...people have to live in crumbling buildings from 1960..ive been there its devastating...its? ridicoulus that some people still think communism works

Yeah, he was? a ...
By: John Richardson. on 19 May 12, 03:57:30
Yeah, he was? a great vampire hunter too.

Oh, so this is a ...
By: XM8rifle. on 19 May 12, 03:35:38
Oh, so this is a semantics argument. Boring. And I don't deny that the current American administration is just as bad as Reagan's. The only American president I have? any respect for is Lincoln.

No, I'm saying that ...
By: Account4Now. on 19 May 12, 03:24:57
No, I'm saying that you are judging him by double standards. That? doesn't make him the best murderer because other people do the same thing to secure their own interests. He's a sponsor of murder. But so would be the American citizens today, whose govt. funds the genocide of the Sudanese in the south, etc. I'm just saying it's not a realistic judgement given the myriads of others who replicate the same practice.

Glory to communism!?
By: Snowintosh. on 19 May 12, 02:36:23
Glory to communism!?

I don't see your ...
By: XM8rifle. on 19 May 12, 02:14:22
I don't see your point. So you're saying that it's ok that Reagan funded fascists, terrorists, and otherwise cold-blooded killers across the? world, just because other leaders did it as well?

How about you read ...
By: Account4Now. on 19 May 12, 01:14:30
How about you read the comment I posted?? I said that applying those standards to Reagan would be to condemn many other people. I am not going to judge because I know that your criteria for doing so is bullshit.

So there's nothing ...
By: XM8rifle. on 19 May 12, 00:44:36
So there's nothing wrong with funding fascist groups across the globe??

So? That doesn't ...
By: Account4Now. on 19 May 12, 00:10:51
So? That doesn't make him a murderer. If that made him a murderer, Communists would be more guilty then he is. Obama, Bush and? Clinton would be guilty of genocide. Come on.

He? funded multiple ...
By: XM8rifle. on 18 May 12, 21:37:17
He? funded multiple groups that carried out murders on communists.

Who did he? kill?
By: Account4Now. on 18 May 12, 21:31:05
Who did he? kill?

I love the? way he ...
By: 1962HILTON. on 18 May 12, 21:11:33
I love the? way he tell jokes. Great speaker.

Math Joke
Posted by: GeckoTT

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very clever calculation ... very funny ...

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this video ...
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Hahahahahaha? Lolz!
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cuz? 7 ate 9
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cuz? 7 ate 9

@1986Lynott *cause, ...
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Why was 6 scared of ...
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Fred: did you hear? ...
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Very nice, enjoyed ...
By: SondyBear. on 12 Mar 12, 19:09:58
Very nice, enjoyed the humor?

OH LOL?
By: ha3haa3haaa3. on 05 Mar 12, 04:34:44
OH LOL?

Just WOW!? Lol
By: browneyenessie. on 29 Feb 12, 05:39:19
Just WOW!? Lol

Holy shit!? I never ...
By: squeekieballs. on 24 Feb 12, 15:13:56
Holy shit!? I never learned that in school

xD this is awesome, ...
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Now this is? what ...
By: Epicfacepalms. on 01 Feb 12, 18:26:09
Now this is? what I'd call a good joke!

hahaha I don't even ...
By: jamesdante1101. on 17 Dec 11, 09:54:43
hahaha I don't even why i was laughing, but that? joke was so crappy XD

ok ok. what did ...
By: josiahivan. on 20 Nov 11, 03:00:08
ok ok. what did the? lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyers

huh ?
By: legoportal212. on 26 Oct 11, 19:38:44
huh ?

@MrRofler2000 me? ...
By: JDevias92. on 23 Oct 11, 09:49:53
@MrRofler2000 me? too hahahahaha

idiotic!?
By: mornings003. on 12 Oct 11, 17:08:09
idiotic!?

do know any math ...
By: secretsofme1. on 06 Oct 11, 14:02:52
do know any math jokes about radical? please pm if if you have some!?

public? schools ...
By: beanz633. on 05 Oct 11, 10:22:27
public? schools don't teach that difference And it's sad

only in America coz ...
By: 1986Lynott. on 29 Sep 11, 18:01:25
only in America coz americans are fucking stupid? !

Two hydrogen atoms ...
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into? a bar. one says, "I think I've lost an electron." the other says, "Are you sure?" the first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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This is how it? ...
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The Best Joke
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dermasses?
By: doomkitty64. on 24 May 12, 00:16:56
dermasses?

Twilight is realll?
By: NoScopedAgain. on 23 May 12, 20:52:33
Twilight is realll?

how?
By: MingFeng1994. on 23 May 12, 11:10:59
how?

it's not America.?
By: gekko101. on 22 May 12, 05:34:46
it's not America.?

men and? women can ...
By: Samman912. on 20 May 12, 19:16:02
men and? women can go to the same bathroom? Are u serious, anyone could rape the women

it's because they ...
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@xDestroyer2x you ...
By: DarKing702. on 17 May 12, 21:14:29
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hahahahhaha?
By: the11091987. on 16 May 12, 20:25:56
hahahahhaha?

Mdr?
By: emelinegarand89. on 16 May 12, 19:36:42
Mdr?

lol ?
By: hellopeepswazzap. on 14 May 12, 01:22:03
lol ?

ha..ha.. ?
By: krzysztofjawor71. on 13 May 12, 15:54:23
ha..ha.. ?

Its not a mirror, ...
By: HaYtMeorLuvmE. on 12 May 12, 15:37:30
Its not a mirror,its a window and her twin is standing on the other side following her moves...the people they fool think its a mirror ? so they wonder where their own reflection is.

The name of this ...
By: Gwenifar100. on 12 May 12, 10:30:20
The name of this German TV programme is: HIDDEN Camera. Therefore you see no cameraman. With or without a mirror...? :-)

???? ?
By: ??? ?????????. on 12 May 12, 03:38:54
???? ?

you didn't get? it
By: michaely94. on 11 May 12, 15:19:03
you didn't get? it

I KNOW? THERE ISNT ...
By: CydexaN. on 09 May 12, 10:27:55
I KNOW? THERE ISNT ANY REFLECTION OF CAMERAMAN I WROTE IT BEFORE WATCHING IT YOU DIPSHITS

Are, you f#cking ...
By: xDestroyer2x. on 08 May 12, 19:42:37
Are, you f#cking retarded, it clearly says that it's not a mirror but rather the women has a twin on the other side. This is a practical joke to make? people believe that they don't have a reflection, but she does, making them think they are vamps or something. OOOHHH......... I get it, SARCASM!!!!!! duh!

lol ?
By: 2fingergamer. on 08 May 12, 01:14:10
lol ?

Pffff, that was? ...
By: konnekted. on 07 May 12, 19:14:42
Pffff, that was? not funny

3:27?
By: lovelawnangle2. on 07 May 12, 16:07:55
3:27?

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i have no idea ...
By: sunshinenfarts. on 07 May 12, 07:58:51
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I WNA? FUCK THOSE ...
By: kebanyas1794. on 07 May 12, 01:13:00
I WNA? FUCK THOSE TWINS.

10 Amazing Practical Jokes
Posted by: Quirkology

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Related: jokes, illusion, quirkology, wiseman, psychology, magic, comedy, funny

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Haha?
By: bowling1406. on 24 May 12, 05:10:28
Haha?

These? are ...
By: TheSnuzzle. on 23 May 12, 02:43:12
These? are deliciously evil.

Its WATER..not WOTA ...
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Its WATER..not WOTA....?

i'm going to use ...
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i'm going to use all ten :D?

Funniest sex music? ...
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Funniest sex music? ever!

CHALLENGE? ACCEPTED!
By: MrJakob34. on 21 May 12, 20:33:56
CHALLENGE? ACCEPTED!

ROFL!?
By: turbotonic27. on 21 May 12, 19:04:10
ROFL!?

that ketchup? joke. ...
By: 0line0. on 21 May 12, 17:27:48
that ketchup? joke. LOL.

haha? ik ga het ...
By: Eline Zielst. on 21 May 12, 17:10:00
haha? ik ga het uitproberen!

209 people don't ...
By: sylvano1998. on 21 May 12, 17:09:35
209 people don't have humor... LIKE?

all these things? ...
By: doggyaway. on 21 May 12, 17:09:29
all these things? are so mean :o (me like it) ;p

Cool?
By: THE805MEXICAN805. on 18 May 12, 23:31:24
Cool?

Awesome?
By: MrPicklesandmayo. on 17 May 12, 02:18:04
Awesome?

LMAO!?
By: ReusCalx538. on 16 May 12, 02:16:03
LMAO!?

But i dont have ...
By: nemanjafent96. on 15 May 12, 19:21:26
But i dont have iPhone :(?

I think you? ...
By: LisasFace. on 13 May 12, 14:35:55
I think you? spelled genius wrong.

thanks to this i ...
By: MegaAbdol. on 13 May 12, 00:43:31
thanks to this i dont have friends anymore XD worth? it lol

Now that's classy!?
By: AsianTheEquation. on 12 May 12, 22:25:54
Now that's classy!?

Epic?
By: wweadict619305. on 11 May 12, 21:06:14
Epic?

These are so corny ...
By: ximechavez. on 09 May 12, 23:37:51
These are so corny haha These are so 1800's jokes.?

forever alone?
By: philsf79. on 09 May 12, 04:00:58
forever alone?

This guy's a dick.?
By: TheDeadred123. on 08 May 12, 02:29:13
This guy's a dick.?

Quem veio aqui por ...
By: Tomosh1ro. on 08 May 12, 00:19:45
Quem veio aqui por causa? do TRETA da joinha

cool?
By: jyri suma-oy. on 07 May 12, 16:20:03
cool?

ehehehheehhe ...
By: khizbu. on 07 May 12, 12:05:32
ehehehheehhe hohohohohohoh? ihihihiih uheueheuehueheuhe nice.

Practical Joke
Posted by: lizziedaisy

Video duration: 70 seconds
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Practical joke where a guy pretends his pants get caught between the slats of a park bench, and rip when he gets up.

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Im curious, butts ...
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Im curious, butts are disgusting yet why do I? and so many people find this funny?

yea, quite funny,? ...
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yea, quite funny,? a simple joke but priceless.

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He is a wearing? a ...
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He is a wearing? a dong thong

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?????

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it's so? funny
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it's so? funny

2 billion or ...
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2 billion or million? Views

He is ready? to sex ...
By: arkasza2007. on 30 Apr 12, 09:05:12
He is ready? to sex all the time :D

they gave that? ass ...
By: iJak0b. on 30 Apr 12, 07:43:01
they gave that? ass a shave before hand

Haha Wtf?
By: Yourmoms48thdate. on 24 Apr 12, 22:45:29
Haha Wtf?

I think I'm ...
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about 20 years ago, ...
By: Rhahify. on 23 Apr 12, 02:17:20
about 20 years ago, i? knew someone who would put flour in zip lock bags and set them? on the side of the street at night and then watch from a dark corner to see who would pick it up.

This is so stupid! ...
By: triforce306. on 22 Apr 12, 18:26:56
This is so stupid!You forgot about underwear! My grandpa? is funnier than this and all he does is sleep

was that a serious ...
By: TheSweaterKid. on 22 Apr 12, 05:31:31
was that a serious question? lol 1 pair.

How many pairs of ...
By: AyoItsAntony. on 21 Apr 12, 19:15:23
How many pairs of pants did they go? through?

Haha? I cant stop ...
By: Ashleys Atkins. on 21 Apr 12, 02:23:44
Haha? I cant stop laughing!!! :D

Funny?
By: tomstevenson106. on 15 Apr 12, 20:46:25
Funny?

I understand your ...
By: GoogleManagement. on 12 Apr 12, 17:49:46
I understand your plight. Though I've never been in your situation. Being so far below the intellectual level of me has to? be hard for you. Perhaps your mommy or your daddy could help you stand up to me, the mean mean man that keeps on OWNING you. Without them you've no hope, you just don't have it in you--makes me wonder if they could even help since you are of their genes, as far as you know. Give it up and stop calling people names you troll. I'm off to one of my vacation homes, give it up.

Omg! That's soo ...
By: sarahwho5. on 12 Apr 12, 02:17:07
Omg! That's soo funny!!? Hahaha!!

I simply don't see ...
By: ITSROBHERE. on 12 Apr 12, 02:04:30
I simply don't see any reason to waste my? time on someone as pathetic as you that lacks the ability to even attempt to appear intelligent.

You are a hypocrite ...
By: GoogleManagement. on 10 Apr 12, 23:09:50
You are a hypocrite and not at all an intelligent one at that. "What I am doing" Check yourself you anus loving homo--you called me a cunt before I ever even noticed your meager existence-on your educational? level that means you started it. Why don't you just give it up, You can start things but when checked you can't defend yourself in the least, I suspect it is your lack of education. You need to accept that you should've kept your wise ass comments to yourself in the first place.

funny practical joke
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Jajaja que mamada ...
By: vampiro2791. on 19 May 12, 00:45:18
Jajaja que mamada pero me? hizo reír

lol..?
By: RigedyRoy. on 15 May 12, 05:42:19
lol..?

Why don't they ...
By: indiansrus2. on 11 Feb 12, 04:05:37
Why don't they lynch the poor bugger at the? end.

hahaha kabobohan 2m?
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hahaha kabobohan 2m?

HAHALARIOUS!?
By: KarlielikesZebra. on 22 Dec 11, 15:33:19
HAHALARIOUS!?

dumb? as hell
By: 1PhatHarleyOwner. on 13 Dec 11, 23:05:38
dumb? as hell

thats funny? ass ...
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thats funny? ass shit

This was a great, ...
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This was a great, clean practical joke. One that you can show anyone. Cattle: It's? good moooo' food!

press alt ctrl ...
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press alt ctrl down? for better quiality your welcome

Im sorry but? that ...
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Just acting 0:14 ...
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Just acting 0:14 right ear got hit and he rubs his? head.

Acting i think, ...
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Acting i think, over acting but imagine its not .. and its so friggin? funny

Is he for real?or? ...
By: AMIELrenaissance. on 25 Oct 11, 06:16:24
Is he for real?or? just acting?

178 people? had ...
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178 people? had this happen to them.

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Look at my? prank
By: moustachekid1. on 15 Oct 11, 18:09:57
Look at my? prank

ive done the same? ...
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ive done the same? thing with a botle

Did he? figure it ...
By: ahmed52446. on 09 Oct 11, 00:28:13
Did he? figure it out or does he still not know

lol i gotta better ...
By: LeedsFan0201. on 08 Sep 11, 21:15:34
lol i gotta better joke though.I guy walks into a bar and goes ouch!? :-)

ah kiwi?
By: delkosbabe. on 05 Sep 11, 13:34:50
ah kiwi?

typed in joke? look ...
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typed in joke? look at? my one on my chanel lol :D

Hahahaha? best one ...
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Hahahaha? best one ever I'm in the midnight, so probably my sisters hear my laugh from the next room. Hahahahaah

i rofled so hard i ...
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i rofled so hard i nearly died? my fav vid off all time

$Monty Python: World\$

Monty Python: World's Funniest Joke
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A joke so funny it could kill. And did.

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so what's the? cure ...
By: ninjasoraxx2. on 23 May 12, 23:59:45
so what's the? cure??

Fantastic!!!!!?
By: sepiasiren. on 22 May 12, 17:19:23
Fantastic!!!!!?

World's first? ...
By: artanis00. on 22 May 12, 07:54:22
World's first? Downfall parody?

we put? a joke into ...
By: immrberger. on 21 May 12, 08:21:37
we put? a joke into our joke,so you can laugh while you laugh.

2:00 to? 2:15 who ...
By: LedNNN. on 20 May 12, 23:41:13
2:00 to? 2:15 who notice the colors changed :P

"PHANTASTIC!!"?
By: redbuttonedcardigan. on 20 May 12, 22:44:39
"PHANTASTIC!!"?

Or just release? ...
By: rentamobtv. on 18 May 12, 04:14:00
Or just release? excessive amounts of Nitrous oxide into the war fields.

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I actually wrote ...
By: chockondick1. on 16 May 12, 08:01:29
I actually wrote the comment before i saw the bit about the Germans..?

He had that stroke ...
By: LootFragg. on 15 May 12, 21:52:03
He had that stroke of? genius, wrote it down, then read it and saw what he did there. Sometimes people don't even know what their brains do.

That's pretty? much ...
By: LootFragg. on 15 May 12, 21:49:13
That's pretty? much the point. Anyway, good spelling. Thanks for not saying "should of".

Yeah it is? amazing
By: qwerty30013. on 15 May 12, 21:48:18
Yeah it is? amazing

Maybe? we should've ...
By: chockondick1. on 15 May 12, 21:31:31
Maybe? we should've told the Germans the joke in 1939..

omg! hank green? :D
By: nightowl223606. on 15 May 12, 06:02:15
omg! hank green? :D

Apparently we have ...
By: CloudedPeach. on 14 May 12, 11:11:38
Apparently we have no sense of humor... But we do, and I? cried from laughter so many times I can't even count it anymore without any english-speaking folks around.. Amazing, innit?

Free iTunes Gift ...
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Free iTunes Gift Card 1.? Download Free App "App Trailers" from your iPhone/iPod/iPad? or Android. 2. Enter Promo Code "Service" 3. Use? points? to Redeem $10? iTunes Gift Card

Why doesn't Julius ...
By: Werewolfhunter12. on 13 May 12, 19:32:25
Why doesn't Julius Cesar use his cell phone? Because, he's dead!?

Go on my channel ...
By: Weidmoo. on 13 May 12, 13:29:21
Go on my channel for? Monty Python HD videos :)

Quite easy. He was ...
By: ukraine578. on 11 May 12, 07:17:35
Quite easy. He was writing? as fast as he was thinking it.

Can any of you ...
By: Emma Blanton. on 10 May 12, 17:18:49
Can any of you Germans out there translate for us? Oh, wait -- you're probably all? dead. Dammit.

I don't? understand ...
By: qwerty30013. on 10 May 12, 03:38:55
I don't? understand your stereotype

a joke so? funny it ...
By: muttley299. on 10 May 12, 03:15:48
a joke so? funny it could make a german laugh

Good God... well, ...
By: GGBK28ComedyChannel. on 08 May 12, 22:46:22
Good God... well, it was bound? to happen eventually. At least he died enjoying himself... that is until the laughter turned to suffering.

Someone did ...
By: L999WAG. on 08 May 12, 17:33:44
Someone did famously die laughing at another british comedy group around the same time as this called The Goodies. A man laughed for 25 minutes and? had a heart attack. Only British comedy =P

So if he thought of ...
By: XenRA. on 06 May 12, 20:18:12
So if he thought of the world's funniest joke, how did he live to write? it down?

50 Jokes (Yes...actually 50 jokes)
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In which Hank tells 50 jokes in four minutes. It was not easy...let me tell you...

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Last night I lay in ...
By: MrFaronheit. on 24 May 12, 00:31:36
Last night I lay in my bed, looking at the? stars wondering, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

And? so, the ...
By: KirbyCrossing. on 23 May 12, 20:46:12
And? so, the widescreen-bookshelf-videos began.

its? not funny ...
By: dmgab. on 23 May 12, 04:22:56
its? not funny cause mj is dead now :(

I will actually ...
By: sweetsugarplums123. on 23 May 12, 02:56:31
I will actually never? ever ever get tired of watching this

Dear Optimist and ...
By: mrcrazymadwhat. on 22 May 12, 23:59:34
Dear Optimist and Pessimist Why you were arguing over the bloody cup of water. I came around and stole it. Sincerely, The Opportunist Thumbs up for another video :)? ?

I just realised ...
By: LyricalRosie. on 22 May 12, 21:25:51
I just realised half of these? "Anti-jokes" floating around as "new" Hank just said in this video from 2008.

Not everything ...
By: sgtpeppers508. on 22 May 12, 20:58:04
Not everything mentioning countries is about Hetalia?

A dislexic? man ...
By: jokerman583. on 21 May 12, 16:51:25
A dislexic? man walked into a bra

You dont need to ...
By: DeadlyBoredScotsman. on 21 May 12, 16:35:25
You dont need to barium, They might helium or? curium.....

Knock Knock, Who's ...
By: LegoNerfMan. on 21 May 12, 00:10:16
Knock Knock, Who's there? NOT YOU, CAUSE YOU'RE NOT FUCKING? FUNNY ^^

It's? 4 years later ...
By: babaloo4ever. on 20 May 12, 00:25:10
It's? 4 years later and im still using the elephant joke. x

You? suck
By: ziekbobable. on 19 May 12, 18:26:36
You? suck

There are only 10 ...
By: McGeek1220. on 19 May 12, 13:54:27
There are only 10 types of people in? this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't!

how do you get an ...
By: mrjonahjimills. on 19 May 12, 06:43:35
how do you get an elephant into a fridge open the door put the elephant in close the door how do you get a giraffe into a fridge open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in close the door. knock knok who mayor dunno forgot after the first election. why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the second koala fall out of the tree it was stapled to the first one why did the third fall out of the tree someone with a giraffe inside the fridge thew it at it. xD like? plz

H2SO4=sulfuric? acid
By: ComquatStudios. on 19 May 12, 02:29:58
H2SO4=sulfuric? acid

what? does a nosy ...
By: cookiedough565. on 18 May 12, 03:29:53
what? does a nosy pepper do? it gets jalapeno business!!!

so a girl walks ...
By: kcra123. on 18 May 12, 01:30:22
so a girl walks into her crush at school girl: hey do you smell all the upsexy in here crush: what? girl: don't you smell the upsexy crush: what are you talking about? girl: so you? don't smell the upsexy. crush: what's upsexy girl: nothing much how about you. ;) crush: -_-'

I scared myself ...
By: theleikkuri. on 17 May 12, 23:25:22
I scared myself when I burst? out laughing at the muffin-joke O_o :D

Brown? chicken ...
By: sophiepoky101. on 17 May 12, 21:10:43
Brown? chicken brown cow!!!! Rofl!!!

+10 for having the ...
By: Obsidian104. on 17 May 12, 17:21:18
+10 for having the Watchmen? book

A man is at the ...
By: TheCelestialTeacup. on 17 May 12, 01:21:21
A man is at the store buying a pie. "That'll be $3.14 please" "That's funny." "What?" "That downs kid just burnt himself trying to? hug a radiator."

why? are3 black ...
By: david suh. on 17 May 12, 00:32:22
why? are3 black people so good at basketball because they can shoot,steal, and run

what is the ...
By: david suh. on 17 May 12, 00:30:25
what is the different between a black persons fairytale and white persons fairytales. a white persons fairtale starts with once upon a time and a black persons fairytales start with you wont belive this my? niga

Do? you happen to ...
By: massizme. on 16 May 12, 19:09:51
Do? you happen to watch Hetalia?

69% of people? will ...
By: nate123great. on 16 May 12, 03:11:52
69% of people? will find something dirty in this sentence. :)

Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World
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from Monty Python's Flying Circus Season 1 - Episode 01 - Whither Canada? Recorded 07-06-69, Aired 05-10-69, I'm slowly uploading the entire Flying Circus series... Got any requests?

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I'm not? a racist, ...
By: gristc. on 24 May 12, 06:25:49
I'm not? a racist, but I enjoy racist humour == a racist.

John Cleese as a? ...
By: sslfsociety. on 23 May 12, 21:37:45
John Cleese as a? Nazi. Best...performance...EVER.

i? was laughing so ...
By: sophsunderthebed. on 23 May 12, 01:22:06
i? was laughing so hard !!! :)))

he'ss? spazss ahh
By: harryhb hosierbeeson. on 22 May 12, 15:02:55
he'ss? spazss ahh

thanks! ?
By: StinkerSlinker. on 22 May 12, 06:50:12
thanks! ?

I dont get it...... ...
By: HelioTitan. on 22 May 12, 00:16:21
I dont get it.......?

I? didn't realize ...
By: ReichsrepublikJapan. on 21 May 12, 14:50:47
I? didn't realize such a important reason.lol

The funniest part ...
By: jakesbrain. on 21 May 12, 11:36:22
The funniest part of this, I think, is actually right at the end. Watch carefully at 9:43 -- Eric Idle must have had to *run like hell* to get out of that shot in time for the zoom out.?

The man @ the ...
By: electricdynamite18. on 21 May 12, 09:38:13
The man @ the beginning had me crying? laughing !

Of course, the ...
By: DirkT1709. on 21 May 12, 05:20:46
Of course, the members of Monthy? Pythons Flying Circus had read the original joke. (They are professionals, they could deal with it.) However, to avoid hurting potential German viewers of this documentary, they translated it as gibberish.

I was walking down ...
By: happylolproductions. on 20 May 12, 17:00:03
I was walking down the street the other day, and a man started? throwing cheese at me! How mature...

I was? about to ask ...
By: TheManofFest. on 20 May 12, 15:41:51
I was? about to ask if anyone spokes german

?Wenn ist das ...
By: ReichsrepublikJapan. on 20 May 12, 15:24:58
?Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput" ?This is? meanless sentence and it' not funny.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH.... I ...
By: MrMiniMeister. on 20 May 12, 06:09:26
OOOOOOOOOOOOH.... I get it, he said "asalted" like "assaulted" out of the two peanuts one was assaulted... Peanut. (one was a? salted peanut) :D

Two peanuts were ...
By: The2011AD. on 19 May 12, 13:19:02
Two peanuts were walk across a pave One was? asalted ... Peanut

And the original ...
By: tyaty. on 17 May 12, 02:22:25
And the original poster compared the? written form Lethal Joke to an item called Death Note from the manga with the same title.

Mangas: Nobody ...
By: tyaty. on 17 May 12, 02:16:10
Mangas: Nobody forces anyone to read hentai, and the same can be said about the porn editons of Holywood movies. I dont care about the hobbies of Hideaki Anno, or any other director/writer/actor. Anime/Manga, has its own set antics, clishe-es, which repulses some western viewers/readers, but it can be said to any medium. But, one should not mix up a mainstream manga, like Death Note with porn. Monty Python is great, but,being a tv show, it is impossible? to compare a graphic novel.

I don't know, which ...
By: tyaty. on 17 May 12, 02:02:45
I don't know, which one if more hilarious: this video, or jour blind bigoted japan hate. Just try mention any great power, which did not do some kind of genocide. About Japan, int the ww1, it was allied with the Antant, and in the second, it was mostly enemy of the USA, intead of close ally of Gemany. Germany-s closest ally was? Italy. Deviants and pedophiles: just pack any country without them.

Someone tell me ...
By: StinkerSlinker. on 16 May 12, 06:25:06
Someone tell me what they say in german!!!!!!!!!?

and cant spell ...
By: davidsan01. on 15 May 12, 19:37:21
and cant spell tyre? either!

The original ...
By: shinquickman. on 15 May 12, 17:16:15
The original joke's? writer laughs like Dr. Evil.

DO YOU WANT? TO DIE ...
By: iluvmichaeline. on 15 May 12, 00:49:42
DO YOU WANT? TO DIE??????????????

Anyone else find ...
By: Saphira4eva. on 13 May 12, 17:47:19
Anyone else find the peanut? joke hilarious XDD

can? i read the ...
By: awesomazical. on 13 May 12, 15:19:10
can? i read the joke?????

This isnt as funny ...
By: yungbubbabush. on 13 May 12, 07:45:56
This isnt as funny as? it it intresting

51 Jokes (in Four Minutes)
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How many jokes can you tell in four minutes? It's hard to squeeze 'em in, but here Hank is telling 51 jokes (all submitted by nerdfighters) in less than four minutes. Hank's cd SO JOKES: www.dftba.com

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Last night I lay in ...
By: MrFaronheit. on 24 May 12, 00:32:09
Last night I lay in my bed, looking at the stars wondering, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"?

ok heres a joke ...
By: deannalanier123. on 23 May 12, 22:38:12
ok heres a joke theres? a red house , a blue house , and a green house wheres the white house? in washintion D.C

Sucky? jokes
By: Owww67. on 23 May 12, 16:44:55
Sucky? jokes

What is black white ...
By: Minjul800. on 23 May 12, 01:24:51
What is black white are red all over? Due to? the physical properties of the universe, there are many objects that can be described as "black white and red all over"

Hank Green: Making ...
By: mottocat. on 23 May 12, 01:16:31
Hank Green: Making Crash Course references? before it was cool.

this guy? needs to ...
By: Alex Harrington. on 22 May 12, 17:59:29
this guy? needs to switch to decaf lol

Lol & i just ...
By: TheBobie1991. on 22 May 12, 08:21:35
Lol & i just noticed someone else liked? the same exact 1/51 joke that i did

LOL i liKe this . ...
By: TheBobie1991. on 22 May 12, 08:20:50
LOL i liKe this . "what kind of jeans do the mario brothers wear? Denim, denim,? denim "

DENIM DENIM DENIM.? ...
By: thehoyos. on 21 May 12, 21:30:32
DENIM DENIM DENIM.? HAHA

THERE WAS A BREAK ...
By: gingertycoon. on 21 May 12, 18:48:58
THERE WAS A BREAK IN AT GOK WAN'S HOUSE? TONIGHT! Now Gok Wan's Wok's gone.

Lol? the Mario Bros ...
By: dommzyd. on 20 May 12, 19:07:22
Lol? the Mario Bros joke made me laugh out loud.

"Good? morning John ...
By: Bangbangkilljoy. on 19 May 12, 04:04:18
"Good? morning John it's wednesday december (what?) fourth" before the video hit 0:01.

"Hey, Dubstep Dave, ...
By: whalelover1231. on 19 May 12, 03:19:35
"Hey, Dubstep Dave, do you play any instruments?" "well, I used to play the bass... ...but then I dropped it." ?

Guy goes into ...
By: Lucy Luu. on 18 May 12, 21:10:00
Guy goes into doctors & goes 'doctor doctor ive got a? steering wheel stuck down me pants!' doctor said 'howd it gett there!?!' guy says 'I dont know! But it's driving me nuts!' Two fish in a chip shop fighting, it hit the news one of them got battered. :P

two peanuts were ...
By: beatlesrox777. on 18 May 12, 20:15:24
two peanuts were walking down the street... just kidding, their? fucking peanuts

2 peanuts are ...
By: pyrolycan11. on 18 May 12, 00:55:13
2 peanuts are walking down a? dark alley, one got assalted and the other went nutty and cracked in jail.

wanna hear a? joke ...
By: dblon619. on 17 May 12, 20:34:46
wanna hear a? joke about cats... just kitten wanna hear a joke about my dick... never mind its to long wanna hear a joke about ass... never mind u will never get

/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI- ...
By: InfiniteTim. on 17 May 12, 08:02:22
/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI-rY?

As far as I'm ...
By: InfiniteTim. on 17 May 12, 07:58:16
As far as I'm concerned, this is the most popular vlogbrothers video. Not that I don't like Giraffe Sex, but those videos'? comments are filled with decepticons. DFTBA

I wonder how John? ...
By: wolf92193. on 17 May 12, 01:03:27
I wonder how John? reacts to these videos.

Whats? got 42 teeth ...
By: ITZKANGMIKE. on 16 May 12, 20:21:45
Whats? got 42 teeth and holds back the hulk? my zipper.

WTF!!!!!?
By: acantus55. on 16 May 12, 16:30:18
WTF!!!!!?

what did one peanut ...
By: romzglass. on 16 May 12, 08:08:28
what did one peanut say? to the other peanut? I'm going nutty!!

Why did the blobe ...
By: xPhAnToMZz RaGe. on 16 May 12, 02:29:33
Why did the blobe right TGIF? on her shoes? to remind her that toes go in first.

why cant the tolit ...
By: samuel vazquez. on 16 May 12, 02:09:12
why cant the tolit paper cross the road. because i would get stuck in? a crack.

$The Bee Gees- \$

The Bee Gees- 'I Started a Joke'
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The Bee Gees- The Best of The Bee Gees- 'I Started a Joke'

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When he died the ...
By: hellseeker2000. on 24 May 12, 10:05:28
When he died the world didn't start? living. Most of it died I'm thinking... :(

Till I? finally ...
By: AshAlmond. on 24 May 12, 08:11:20
Till I? finally died.... R.I.P. Robin Gibb!

Hard to believe ...
By: westerntrail55. on 24 May 12, 04:28:41
Hard to believe what's happened. The BeeGees were such a big part of my life growing up. The music is timeless and will live on forever !!!?

Sorry. Right with ...
By: iloveglee614. on 24 May 12, 00:48:30
Sorry. Right with you. :'(}?

Right there with ...
By: iloveglee614. on 24 May 12, 00:46:53
Right there with you. Im only 13 and I am total shock. Instantly started crying when I got the news. My heart will always be empty. He was? my heart, night, and day.

one of the best ...
By: mazingutuber. on 23 May 12, 23:30:09
one of the best songs of the? times

My Mum and I sing ...
By: MikeTHFC1882. on 23 May 12, 22:32:30
My Mum and I sing this song together. My favourite? Bee Gees song.

You dope! You? make ...
By: samooskhka. on 23 May 12, 15:05:03
You dope! You? make this big heartfelt speech that nobody gives a fuck about by the way.. and you make a proper balls of it :) class

? . . . your "heart ...
By: lcotter42. on 23 May 12, 10:59:14
? . . . your "heart" away . . .

...if I'd only seen ...
By: MsGinfizz. on 23 May 12, 09:44:16
...if I'd only seen that the joke was on me... don't worry Robin we won't laugh now that you're dead, we just miss you and your wonderful? voice. you were the best! RIP and join your brothers. we'll never forget you:-)

????,????!Robin ...
By: abcdefgh65501. on 23 May 12, 09:39:53
????,????!Robin Gibb? ??!

They go in three's. ...
By: blackforest270. on 23 May 12, 05:36:19
They go in three's...Davy Jones...Dick Clark...Robin Gibb...god? bless to all.

My birthday will ...
By: ShinzuLP. on 23 May 12, 05:02:02
My birthday will never be the? same :'( R.I.P Robin

I'm devastated..... ...
By: gomars0419. on 23 May 12, 03:04:50
I'm devastated........don't know what to say...just? sad...

so sad.......? :'(
By: cherrytomatoe. on 23 May 12, 01:29:24
so sad.......? :'(

My favorite song of ...
By: bnegs521. on 23 May 12, 01:09:53
My favorite song of the Bee gees and? that is saying ALOT because they had MANY!!!!!!

To me Robin was the ...
By: MrLowedog. on 23 May 12, 00:02:21
To me Robin was the voice of the Bee Gees, even tho they all sang and contributed to each song. His voice is a big part of my childhood. Good night Robin...it's only Words. "It's only words... and words are all I have to take your? love away."

It really is and ...
By: ben stir. on 22 May 12, 23:00:29
It really is and the melody is so sad. What? does everyone think the meaning might be?

Magnifique, sublime ...
By: belledejour8. on 22 May 12, 21:50:36
Magnifique, sublime que de bons souvenirs, quels chanteurs exceptionnels! Au revoir les? jumeaux.

May 20th, 2012: ...
By: MrAluminumJacket. on 22 May 12, 19:00:39
May 20th, 2012: The Day the Whole World Started Living R.I.P Robin. We will all? miss you.

RIP to Robin ... ...
By: Pinksheep236. on 22 May 12, 17:38:49
RIP to Robin ... Thank? you for the beautiful songs ...

RIP Robin, Say hi ...
By: EddieFeatherston. on 22 May 12, 15:41:06
RIP Robin, Say hi to Maurice for all of us.?

your great? ...
By: bjble. on 22 May 12, 15:30:42
your great? robin.rest in peace my friend

Another great one ...
By: danny2mil. on 22 May 12, 10:20:42
Another great one gone, I know the whole world is crying. R.I.P.?

Another of the ...
By: Effingbaddude. on 22 May 12, 09:48:32
Another of the generation gone....it's so sad, perhaps? today's greatest memories will be remembered far beyond our own tomorrows...goodbye Robin.

Joke Police 1
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dontbethatguy films presents "Joke Police 1"

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lol ?
By: saefful sembiring. on 22 May 12, 06:51:59
lol ?

that's tribble mill ...
By: dan87jdb. on 13 Feb 12, 20:16:05
that's tribble mill isn't it???? I lived like 1? mile from there used to go all the time....

Sure glad your ...
By: 2468DDT. on 03 Feb 12, 16:14:56
Sure glad your videos? got better with time. This was garbage.

joke police are? ...
By: DJG0n3. on 28 Jan 12, 05:35:53
joke police are? needed

or "democratic ...
By: hassassin30. on 03 Jan 12, 20:44:57
or "democratic republic of congo?? naw, its me" thumbs up if you get the reference.

what a? fuck was ...
By: Rommikk. on 08 Oct 11, 15:16:48
what a? fuck was that

I can't suscribe to ...
By: Theonegamefreak. on 12 Jul 11, 16:58:18
I can't suscribe to you guys? for some reason.

????????
By: NattaPonThailand. on 15 Apr 11, 08:49:40
????????

biii?
By: EpicFlyingDude. on 11 Apr 11, 19:18:12
biii?

...
By: angelnbhai. on 14 Mar 11, 14:11:22
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

...
By: learchear. on 25 Feb 11, 15:34:43
555555555555555555555555+++?

and that's why i? ...
By: 1Whitebeard1. on 15 Feb 11, 13:19:11
and that's why i? hate police..they are always arrest cool people

The only part? I ...
By: DinkyKeyChain. on 05 Feb 11, 10:09:36
The only part? I laughed at was when he wiped his chin after the "wazzaaaap"

fail and? gay! ...
By: hulababy11. on 28 Jan 11, 01:47:12
fail and? gay! scooter

THumbs? up if u ...
By: Tr3L0sGLaDy. on 03 Jan 11, 17:58:51
THumbs? up if u searched JOKE

I want one of ...
By: yorpwnd. on 16 Nov 10, 14:57:34
I want one of those? scooter like things he was driving, they're amazing

cinemashow,info ...
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cinemashow,info free movie? online #OMG

wanna hear the ...
By: TheTyuqa. on 06 Oct 10, 06:19:53
wanna hear the biggest joke? in the world? justin beiber

Will Shatner ? ?
By: OperaSamia. on 03 Oct 10, 01:48:15
Will Shatner ? ?

a typical? asshole
By: zsharmarahul57907888. on 02 Oct 10, 22:48:38
a typical? asshole

that looked awesome ...
By: wtfest. on 27 Sep 10, 19:14:24
that looked awesome, im gonna start punchin? people for bad jokes too

thats the dumbest ...
By: doubletap11. on 07 Sep 10, 14:38:08
thats the dumbest video on? this site

thats? the dumbest ...
By: doubletap11. on 07 Sep 10, 14:36:01
thats? the dumbest video on this site

thats? cool, shame ...
By: therealMADgenius. on 11 Aug 10, 05:29:47
thats? cool, shame we dont have the joke police in real life

Most Offensive Jokes by Jimmy Carr
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Jimmy Carr telling most offensive jokes. All rights reserved to their respective owners.

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some say they're? ...
By: AussieDownUnda. on 24 May 12, 05:44:18
some say they're? still jiggling today

Safety in numbers ...
By: corndog9999999. on 24 May 12, 05:24:08
Safety in numbers was a war phrase that gave troops some moral? before war because if you have more people (numbers) then you have alot more fight and protection (safety) ... The 6 million jews however never got this memo

What do ya call a ...
By: corndog9999999. on 24 May 12, 05:20:46
What do ya call a guy with an Imaginary friend? Insane What do ya call a group of people with an Imaginary friend? Religion?

I dont get the " ...
By: noel9593. on 24 May 12, 05:08:25
I dont get the "there's safety in numbers. tell that to 6? million jews" anyone explain?

hahaha you deserve ...
By: TZIDuffman. on 23 May 12, 22:16:04
hahaha you deserve a sub for that one XD?

whats 18" long and ...
By: tpvalley. on 23 May 12, 20:01:16
whats 18" long and makes women moan all night? cot death. I offended a man in a pub with this? one: What do u do if u see an epileptic having a fit in the bath, throw ur laundry in with him; the man said his son had died that way so I appologised and asked how exactly? he said "he choked on a sock".

there was a fight ...
By: TZIDuffman. on 23 May 12, 19:46:36
there was a fight down the fish and chip shop 2 fish got batterd HAHAHAHAHAH :1 Hm.?

i dont got the? ...
By: hoodiesarah. on 23 May 12, 17:54:12
i dont got the? coat-hanger one lol

0:00 for? "BWOAKKK"
By: Brulszd. on 23 May 12, 17:01:26
0:00 for? "BWOAKKK"

fuck up you little ...
By: onejuantorres. on 23 May 12, 10:54:12
fuck up you little slut?

Fuck, man... I ...
By: DaMariozz. on 23 May 12, 08:03:34
Fuck, man... I can't get my mind? off that feltching thing... Eww...

I? have something ...
By: ASDFMAGIC2001. on 23 May 12, 04:47:19
I? have something offensive to say. No offense to anyone though. Black people! :P

245 people were? ...
By: RomanRochelle. on 22 May 12, 01:30:59
245 people were? offended by these jokes

The woman or the? ...
By: joel1243ful. on 21 May 12, 19:35:46
The woman or the? fat guy?

Yeah, well there ...
By: ItzREaLisTicZ. on 21 May 12, 08:41:32
Yeah, well there both awful things to happen to the world and i guess neither should? be worse than the other, both evil dictators, both killed millions of people.

Conforming in ...
By: bigglyguy. on 21 May 12, 03:29:31
Conforming in society was never my strong point, as I have a strong affection and respect? for the truth.

Yeah, I guess my ...
By: bigglyguy. on 21 May 12, 03:27:50
Yeah, I guess my point was "worse crime" and as such I rate Stalin worse than Hitler. It's true that Hitler at least had SOME support among the German people. He was democratically elected and everything. Stalin however was every bit as bad, killed even more of his own? countrymen and can't even claim racism, and he slowly starved, rather than quickly gassed them.

I'm fat so I'm ...
By: jimmylee123able. on 21 May 12, 00:13:30
I'm fat so I'm allowed to? giggle,like a little kid.

it doesn't count ...
By: iHoady. on 20 May 12, 21:40:24
it doesn't count if? you're fat

wow...the most ...
By: TobeUK. on 20 May 12, 20:41:09
wow...the most offensive thing about? this video is all the holocaust-deniers commenting below- jeeez

no most of the ...
By: ItzREaLisTicZ. on 20 May 12, 20:35:09
no most of the German's didn't think that it was the right thing to do, it was mainly Hitler who believed this,? he then only really convinced children and a number of adults that it was the jews fault for everything, lots of people didn't agree or didn't even know it was happening, but if they spoke against it, they too were killed, that adds to the horror of what really happened. And it was a far greater number than 6 million, that was just the bodies they could find.

I see what you did? ...
By: yurihammo. on 20 May 12, 17:53:52
I see what you did? there :D

the correct ...
By: alwaysasn. on 20 May 12, 15:45:06
the correct response is, "take your foor? of his head"

Well that was a? ...
By: Jerdna3. on 20 May 12, 14:31:44
Well that was a? massive disappointment.

- What's worse than ...
By: Xrox122. on 20 May 12, 12:46:05
- What's worse than getting a worm in your? apple? - The Holocaust.

$Frankie Boyle\$

Frankie Boyle's Most Offensive Jokes
Posted by: illidge1993

Video duration: 179 seconds
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Frankie Boyle's most offensive (and hilarious) jokes. Sorry about the bad picture quality

Related: frankie, boyle, mock, the, week, funny

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The Joker in The ...
By: ChickenGoujons. on 24 May 12, 02:16:02
The Joker in The Dark Knight was played by Heath Ledger, who died shortly after? the filming of that movie. He's basically making a joke about Heath Ledger's death.

Andy Parsons looks ...
By: Matthew Tindle. on 23 May 12, 19:33:41
Andy Parsons looks so bitter when other comedians come out with some top notch material, right pisses me off? that guy!

hey guys if you ...
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hey guys if you want to watch? the latest movies then check out this site that i found today - bit.ly\movies4ufree

I've never found ...
By: Ray39UK. on 23 May 12, 01:30:54
I've never found him offensive because his jokes appear too forced, like he's deliberatly trying to offend, which in turn makes them tame. He's not like the? funny yet offensive commedians of the past.

i think everyone ...
By: toaofolaju. on 22 May 12, 19:07:22
i think everyone remains in their right? to be offended by the ledger joke or any other frankie boyle joke co they are undoubtedly offensive. with all jokes like that i think you either laugh or be annoyed and neither reaction's wrong as it's just a reaction

I dnt get the? ...
By: TheNutish. on 22 May 12, 15:00:46
I dnt get the? first one...plzz help :D

the best jokes are ...
By: nerdychannel. on 21 May 12, 21:54:24
the best jokes are the ones? that make you piss yourself laughing but make you think "im going to hell for laughing"

You? haven't seen ...
By: pwuk. on 21 May 12, 15:04:12
You? haven't seen him live? Where he's much more offensive than this.

can someone explain ...
By: guitarandrums. on 21 May 12, 07:19:09
can someone explain the gangbang in a minefield one? to me?

I love it at joke ...
By: BecksySmexy1993. on 20 May 12, 15:32:46
I love it at joke number 3, when Dara just stares at camera, as if to say "Okay, erm, nothing left to? say..." :D

They have recently ...
By: LisamarieMusicc. on 20 May 12, 14:41:49
They have recently found out what type of cancer that slag news reporter Carrie Gracie is suffering from. Yellow? fever.

That was nothing ...
By: Lamporre. on 20 May 12, 11:50:12
That was nothing compared to the reaction for #1 :P Dara's reaction is one for the ages. A perfect blend of "HOLY CRAP THAT'S FUNNY" with "I'm going to hell for? laughing"

The react for #2 ...
By: coder49. on 19 May 12, 09:53:32
The react for #2 was fucking? priceless. Only Frankie Boyle eh.

...
By: MrSupercarspotter. on 18 May 12, 22:14:56
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA no.?

One? of the best. ...
By: billymaccomedy. on 18 May 12, 09:06:34
One? of the best. Check out my set by typing in billymaccomedy. Please leave a post. Ta.

Filmed with a hash? ...
By: OasisMadf3rit. on 18 May 12, 01:15:26
Filmed with a hash? brown?

take out carr and ...
By: TennisCoachno1. on 18 May 12, 00:15:26
take out carr and whitehall and its decent. add ross? noble, sean lock and bill bailey

How sad it is that ...
By: DoctorWankstaff. on 17 May 12, 08:12:13
How sad it is that you don't get the meaning of what comedy actually is? Some people find certain jokes funny while others? don't. That's the way it's always been. Many people haved laughed at the said joke, so to some, it's funny. Think about that the next time you feel all pumped up on arrogance. And stop telling people their jokes ain't funny just because they don't laugh at the things you do.

Frankie Boyle? is a ...
By: SonnyL. on 16 May 12, 02:36:35
Frankie Boyle? is a Mac Daddy pimp.

Best type of comedy ...
By: Helm2112. on 14 May 12, 00:30:17
Best type of comedy makes most people go ooooo makes? me piss meself with laughter

what about the ' ...
By: 11thirtyfour. on 13 May 12, 15:58:47
what about the 'haunted pussy' joke? that was pretty offensive and the? hilarity that ensued was profound...

simon amstell, ...
By: samsamsam1133. on 12 May 12, 23:12:12
simon amstell, jimmy carr, frankie boyle, jack whitehall? and dara o'brian thats a fucking panel show for you.

Imagine him, Ricky ...
By: ElvisLivesUpstairs. on 12 May 12, 21:53:30
Imagine him, Ricky Gervais, Russell Brand and Lee? Evans being in your class at school. I'd be expelled for laughing within a week.

is? he related to ...
By: verywetcows. on 12 May 12, 10:59:04
is? he related to susan boyle? boyle sirname and same accent

Not? to mention... ...
By: dalloyd1256. on 12 May 12, 05:52:55
Not? to mention... in the fastest vehicle in the UK.

A Good Joke
Posted by: n1ckFG

Video duration: 195 seconds
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This short is based on an old joke, a perennial in compilations of Jewish humor. Although the details differ between versions, the scene remains the same: a priest challenges a rabbi to a debate on the spiritual condition of Jewish people. But neither speaks the other's language, and...well, I won't spoil the punch line.

Related: nick, fox, gieg, rabbi, pope, judaism, jewish, joke, priest, flash, after, effects, nicholas, fox-gieg, foxgieg, animation, animated, cartoon, cartoons, short, film, video, after effects, aftereffects, fox-geig, foxgeig

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what did the ...
By: xxYourself42xx. on 11 May 12, 01:46:44
what did the russian say? to his neighbor? ?????? ????? ??? ??

good stuff... good?
By: algol291. on 09 May 12, 13:59:07
good stuff... good?

sigh? :(
By: ZXxHaRrYbOxXZ. on 03 May 12, 17:00:28
sigh? :(

This joke made me ...
By: vicentecyroc. on 12 Apr 12, 05:03:06
This joke made me sick to my stomach and I? want to throw up now

Rewatch it again ...
By: st3althgnome. on 28 Feb 12, 11:24:58
Rewatch it again then it'll? make sense

Basically, the Jew ...
By: stevensonbak. on 26 Feb 12, 03:40:57
Basically, the Jew was much more forward and less symbolic than the Pope made him out to be. The Jew also misunderstood the Pope's signals, thinking the Pope was also just being? silent and casual like him.

Erm..I think I am ...
By: CODJCFate. on 02 Feb 12, 03:11:25
Erm..I think I am not the onlyone who didn`t understand the joke,? right...

why did the 4? eat ...
By: OMFScience. on 16 Dec 11, 16:17:04
why did the 4? eat the 7? because 789 and 4 and 9 were brothers...

I freakin' love ...
By: ItsMeProductions24. on 01 Dec 11, 04:18:39
I freakin' love this, even three years later than when i first saw it.?

What do you call a ...
By: Dawsontia1. on 26 Nov 11, 03:27:49
What do you call a indian? kidnapping a kid...... A Indian Take-Away

i didn't get? it?
By: TheRoastedpotatoes. on 07 Aug 11, 21:24:11
i didn't get? it?

That's one of the ...
By: Jaluzaga. on 21 May 11, 06:43:46
That's one of the greatest thing? I ever saw.

Not great? but made ...
By: DARKDORK102. on 16 May 11, 05:45:58
Not great? but made me giggle

Love? it.
By: MissRawr09. on 11 May 11, 01:18:22
Love? it.

wisest man in the ...
By: talitacumi2457. on 09 May 11, 18:07:27
wisest man in the ghetto! LMBO! alrigth forgot the whole thing ready lets? break for lunch! ahajajaja!

haha??
By: instant95. on 07 May 11, 15:42:22
haha??

made? my day
By: ItsMeProductions24. on 01 May 11, 21:18:07
made? my day

Rabbi, Imam and ...
By: kirbuk. on 29 Apr 11, 03:12:28
Rabbi, Imam and Minister? enter an Irish pub. Bartender looks at the trio, says "oi! fuk off"

very nice?
By: ihappy1. on 04 Apr 11, 20:54:12
very nice?

FUCK YOU?
By: EternalIntelligence. on 01 Apr 11, 07:52:17
FUCK YOU?

That was worth ...
By: MynameisLindsayB. on 26 Mar 11, 17:33:16
That was worth watching :) ?

A black guy and a ...
By: TheTupacolypse. on 22 Feb 11, 13:34:36
A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar. All? women are stupid whores.

I don't get it?
By: TheJaketspud. on 10 Feb 11, 23:05:15
I don't get it?

AHAHAH...FUNNIEST ...
By: stimboi. on 19 Jan 11, 01:44:48
AHAHAH...FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!?

good animation, has ...
By: Trevoc2. on 21 Dec 10, 19:34:49
good animation, has potential, but didn't do anything to amuse or? amaze me...its a dud!

$Eli\$

Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 1 - BBQ Booty
Posted by: GoPotatoTV

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Eli's Dirty Jokes "BBQ Booty" Facebook this joke on.fb.me Hey all you jokers...Subscribe!! & Join the Eli's Dirty Jokes Fan Page on Facebook! www.facebook.com Eli the Accountant reveals some astonishing similarities between a BBQ grill and the female anatomy. Created by James Tod McFadden and Tyler McFadden Animation by Doug Bresler Dirty Jokes Funny Jokes Cartoon Comedy

Related: dirtyjokes, eli, elis, dirty, jokes, gopotato, gopotatotv, doogtoons, the, accountant, funny, comedy, cartoon, cartoons, animation, animated, funnyjokes

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goooooddd onee?
By: vanessa lee. on 18 May 12, 23:52:49
goooooddd onee?

It was probably ...
By: MrCrackbear. on 13 May 12, 14:17:49
It was probably too? dirty for him anyway.

I dun get? its
By: mackiokia99. on 07 May 12, 11:07:07
I dun get? its

nah, i dont want to ...
By: PoopTastesLikeCandy. on 01 May 12, 00:14:05
nah, i dont want to hear that; it's probably too dirty for? me anyway. :P

wanna hear a joke ...
By: MrHeadlesskross. on 29 Apr 12, 13:53:57
wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never? mind its too long.

That's...? The idea ...
By: ProxyStarkillaYTA. on 29 Apr 12, 13:07:20
That's...? The idea...

Butt? Weenie? XD ...
By: marcyvonvanity. on 11 Apr 12, 06:00:55
Butt? Weenie? XD feels? like 4th grade

It way probably? ...
By: MrCrackbear. on 10 Apr 12, 21:40:34
It way probably? too dirty for me anyway.....

no problem. i know ...
By: nconr2. on 26 Mar 12, 04:59:20
no problem. i know its too dirty for me.?

Voice actor sounds ...
By: JerielStVash. on 16 Mar 12, 15:05:02
Voice actor sounds like hes got a dick? stuck in his throat.

Voice actor sounds ...
By: JerielStVash. on 16 Mar 12, 15:04:52
Voice actor sounds like hes got a dick stuck in? his throat.

It's? okay, too ...
By: iamwillbot. on 08 Mar 12, 01:33:20
It's? okay, too dirty for me anyways.

keep up the? good ...
By: purpleughhh. on 08 Mar 12, 01:32:08
keep up the? good work can you check out my videos n leave a comment please

WATS UP? DAWG!!!!!! ...
By: alvinkim7030. on 19 Feb 12, 04:00:07
WATS UP? DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ironic? XD
By: zigmanist. on 06 Feb 12, 02:52:37
ironic? XD

bad joke, bro?
By: PoopTastesLikeCandy. on 04 Feb 12, 19:14:43
bad joke, bro?

nm? u?
By: FirasTeinz. on 02 Feb 12, 09:23:31
nm? u?

There was an old ...
By: MrMackey012. on 18 Jan 12, 06:17:37
There was an old women who heard a song on the radio called "two lips seven kisses" She try and calls the? radio station but accidentally called a

you guys know what ...
By: marcjon000. on 10 Jan 12, 01:17:23
you guys know what "up dawg"? is?

you dont get it. ...
By: Brugar18. on 07 Jan 12, 11:14:34
you dont get it. cmon that is an easy? to get it

wtf that aint even? ...
By: Mrgreen247365. on 07 Jan 12, 05:49:30
wtf that aint even? funny?

i? just had surgery ...
By: brianawesome100. on 04 Jan 12, 21:00:23
i? just had surgery on my legs so my doctor said no heavy lifting... now i must sit down to take a piss

XD?
By: freshtilldeathrocks. on 25 Dec 11, 00:00:50
XD?

lmfao cheesy pervy ...
By: panconpasta1. on 07 Dec 11, 03:38:50
lmfao cheesy pervy jokes my favorite?

im starting out ...
By: Cube3Productions. on 05 Dec 11, 23:22:20
im starting out doing animation jokes like these check out? my channel if you want

The Joke
Posted by: BeanerLaRue

Video duration: 111 seconds
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FEATURED #1 front page of youtube on February 9, 2008 *Thanks, Youtube!* A new spin on the oldest joke in the book ADD ME: www.deenamarie.biz http www.twitter.com www.blogtv.com facebook: Deena Marie xoxo Deena Marie

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i was looking for a ...
By: m1kewithaone. on 16 Jun 11, 19:55:13
i was looking for a band called? the joke. what is this? it's really funny though. i like it. and i used to have a poster that said, " BE KIND TO NATURE, KISS A BEAVER" and it had a really happy beaver on the poster. it was a black light poster. really funny.

I was molested by a ...
By: meelOOkintoo. on 27 Feb 11, 14:54:22
I was molested by a beaver once. Liked it so much still getting molested? by the same beaver 8D m

Capricorn One?
By: rrosencrantzz. on 04 Feb 11, 03:34:05
Capricorn One?

Rolling Around ...
By: coolramone. on 16 Jan 11, 11:12:20
Rolling Around Laughing ... HaHaHa ... ? That was funny!

666 people think ...
By: zekshoes. on 15 Dec 10, 00:58:42
666 people think that was a? joke

That wasn't funny ...
By: GodotheInfantry. on 14 Jun 10, 04:55:25
That wasn't funny at all. These? are just a bunch of horny idiots being nice to a hot girl.

I love his show. I ...
By: harmoniouspulp40. on 03 May 10, 15:59:18
I love his show. I just wished it? was on TV in my country :-( Until they put it on I watch it online at lastnightstvshows (.) com

Thats funny and? ...
By: ethanda. on 12 Feb 10, 21:47:56
Thats funny and? your Awesome!

i laughed so much ...
By: blondegirlct. on 09 Jan 10, 16:54:55
i laughed so much how? did u keep a straight face??? xD

hahaha i dont know ...
By: persiagheto1. on 10 Nov 09, 00:34:25
hahaha i dont know who you are but thats very funny btw st the end when she says? ur mom got on the roof that was to say ur mum died ^^^ sorry uim confused

ROFL?
By: ateicher. on 07 Nov 09, 19:24:47
ROFL?

Hahaha.. That was ...
By: aninnnn. on 27 Oct 09, 16:49:26
Hahaha.. That was so funny..? :D

this reminds me of ...
By: BostanIuliana. on 05 Oct 09, 18:16:32
this reminds me of willow from buffy. her voice. :))?

hahahahahaha?
By: CUTEABI12. on 04 Oct 09, 15:19:55
hahahahahaha?

oh my gosh!!!! ...
By: runwaybaby59. on 04 Oct 09, 03:14:56
oh my gosh!!!! your? face at the end made me laugh harder than i've ever laughed before!!!!! i'm still crying!!! you're a genius!! ~*ricki*~

HAHHAHAHA omg i ...
By: Leighxkiwi. on 03 Oct 09, 03:01:57
HAHHAHAHA omg i laughed so hard- one of the funniest? on youtube lmao

HAHAHAHAHA?
By: birkuscircus. on 02 Oct 09, 15:38:50
HAHAHAHAHA?

I heard a joke very ...
By: MsUnbreakable7. on 02 Oct 09, 03:25:52
I heard a joke very similar to that one already.? But very good creativity as for the long story. Nice video. *smiles*

"molested by a? ...
By: KiittyCupcake. on 30 Sep 09, 03:33:27
"molested by a? beaver" LOL

XD I love the long/ ...
By: alaynawinchester. on 24 Jun 09, 06:10:47
XD I love the long/random story, that is totally something my sister and I would come up with? :D

You looked so ...
By: brandylovestomatoes3. on 13 Jun 09, 04:33:36
You looked so pretty as the mom.? :)

Molested by a ...
By: Biskmut. on 07 Jun 09, 01:39:48
Molested by a beaver?? LOL You're awesome.

hey deena ... ...
By: shonny2489. on 11 May 09, 05:43:55
hey deena ...really? hilarious !! :-D

i don't? get it
By: bluehorizon5. on 27 Apr 09, 22:52:08
i don't? get it

hahaha deena? you ...
By: halfdollar123451. on 14 Feb 09, 14:52:33
hahaha deena? you are hilarious :D poor kitty.....

Faith No More - I Started a Joke
Posted by: brainsaw

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Full version of I started a joke...this one has the speaky bits in it. It's not from a film or anything that I know, and that's David Hoyle in the vid (but Mike Patton's voice). Sorry it's not very good quality - it's from the VHS and me video ain't so hot. Should be on this DVD though: eb.am (although not bought to confirm yet)

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If? there are brits ...
By: timepope. on 24 May 12, 02:50:30
If? there are brits... i thinkg this came out of eastenders.

No kidding, eh? Now ...
By: MingeOverlord. on 23 May 12, 08:50:26
No kidding, eh? Now that's nifty.?

This must? be the ...
By: joeblack173. on 22 May 12, 18:24:20
This must? be the geekiest most eery video/song ...

bee gees wrote this ...
By: joeblack173. on 22 May 12, 18:24:02
bee gees wrote this ?? interesting

I love it when ...
By: musicfixdmyhart. on 22 May 12, 03:35:36
I love it when someone else covers a Bee Gees song which results sounding good as the original. Faith No More has sung their own version of "I Started a? Joke" very well. And I'm certain that Robin Gibb actually listened to this version (and then approved of it) long before he died.

Such a good job, ...
By: LusaAzevedo. on 21 May 12, 19:56:29
Such a good job, man! So sweet the way she falls in love for the "singer".? =) Lovely!

Great to see the ...
By: Derren2006. on 21 May 12, 12:57:55
Great to see the full length version of this. I play the MC, we (apart from David Hoyle miming) were all at the same drama? school. Michele (red hair) is in my UK tv comedy series Benidorm.

This song got me ...
By: ilonathepest. on 21 May 12, 09:25:20
This song got me into the Bee Gees.? Thank you FNM, Mike Patton, and Robin Gibb (RIP)

R.I.P Robin? Gibb.
By: Arenow. on 21 May 12, 08:32:25
R.I.P Robin? Gibb.

ÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: Right1148. on 20 May 12, 05:12:21
ÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Baby? Martin <3
By: cheesemangall. on 17 May 12, 14:20:17
Baby? Martin

martin freeman!? :D ...
By: SheIsntReal94. on 13 May 12, 18:20:27
martin freeman!? :D

i don,t recornize ...
By: mollysangelique. on 10 May 12, 22:17:13
i don,t recornize you no more weres the old peter or harash? i,can,t love a whole different you i watch out it,s dangerous on pc cause you would hurt me v you do it with opzet leer dutch thats a joke too become the old one theraphy don,t bknow traumaverwerking most people can live further after a parent dies your son your problem won,t have to be mine i wanna live in peace i had never sorrows i don,t do stupiddumb jokes

Michael from ...
By: catalinadiseno. on 30 Apr 12, 16:50:03
Michael from Barnsley is? actually Mike Patton

Pete? Tyler.
By: cyriljackal. on 25 Apr 12, 17:08:30
Pete? Tyler.

this woke up robin ...
By: 1zv. on 23 Apr 12, 17:55:05
this woke up robin gibb from a coma?

Yeah, you're right, ...
By: RIFF0RAFF. on 19 Apr 12, 18:49:04
Yeah, you're right, and the other guy is Shaun Dingwall? who played Pete Tyrell in Dr.Who.

Brilliant? piece. ...
By: Kenjock3000. on 16 Apr 12, 21:33:15
Brilliant? piece. Huge LIKE!

Bloody hell? !
By: Notofthisworld13. on 15 Apr 12, 17:56:20
Bloody hell? !

a person chooses ...
By: missfoxana. on 15 Apr 12, 11:12:41
a person chooses their own? darma it is engraianed in their dna softly please softlyplaese softly please

H@RsH ?
By: missfoxana. on 15 Apr 12, 11:10:54
H@RsH ?

Pete Tyler and John ...
By: Eurasiasiasia. on 14 Apr 12, 08:08:08
Pete Tyler and John Watson in one video... :-)?

gracias por ...
By: kattycist. on 06 Apr 12, 15:07:30
gracias por compartir este vídeo-... realmente? es hermoso,no me aburro de escucharlo.

Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Posted by: emimusic

Video duration: 272 seconds
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Music video by Killing Joke performing Love Like Blood.

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Tell that to The ...
By: GabloFX2. on 22 May 12, 03:54:04
Tell that to The Chameleons,? *Paper Tigers*

Life is short, im ...
By: MIKEYHARRIS100. on 22 May 12, 00:56:17
Life is short, im running faster all the time, Oh my god, this tune was written in stone or it should be. I cant think what my life would be if i hadnt got into these lads. Every line, rhytm and rift oouzes power truth self belief and i,m so proud to be associated? with killing joke, even if i,m only a mere fan.

aaargh,? putting ...
By: robsteries. on 21 May 12, 16:22:35
aaargh,? putting Nicki Minaj whatever to this song puts me off bigtime!!

prachtig liedje re? ...
By: 01slowy. on 16 May 12, 17:54:53
prachtig liedje re? maken geen zulke muziek meer

DBA has bether? ...
By: XxSasukeSharingaenxX. on 13 May 12, 18:26:33
DBA has bether? version

The? Bass players ...
By: SuperKillerpie. on 07 May 12, 07:13:05
The? Bass players my friends Dad :)

It's my? mums fult ...
By: cherry12947. on 07 May 12, 03:38:39
It's my? mums fult I have started listening to this music Lol (I'm more in to Rocks bands like Black Veil Brides, Green Day, You Me At Six My Chemical Romance and other bands like? that.) But to be honest this isn't that bad, I quite like? it, Thankyou mum for showing me bands from the? 70s/80s that I didn't know about! :)

Hey, yes I ...
By: keysmoneyfagsphone. on 06 May 12, 12:17:45
Hey, yes I apologise, there are keyboards in the song.? I was at a party when I posted that and was not completely sober at the time. I was trying to describe myself playing air keybords to the guitar parts which is quite embarrasing, even when you're 16 and drunk on cheap cider. Thanks for the reply. Also, I want to point out how great I think this song is.

You forgot northern ...
By: meanmotor74. on 06 May 12, 01:50:47
You forgot northern Europe, but that's okay it would have only undermined your point.?

This is? one sick ...
By: oOADROo. on 05 May 12, 15:49:00
This is? one sick tune... Lady Gaga can suck my balls

But there are ...
By: BLEUSTARCRASH. on 05 May 12, 06:08:46
But there are keyboards in it! The sound that starts the song (and repeats all the? way through) is keyboard! If you require proof, look up: Killing Joke - Love Like Blood (The Tube). (Sorry, copy/paste not working for me - search YouTube using exactly the text above, it will come up as the second item, you can see one member playing keyboard, a couple of times quite up close.)

They're playing ...
By: Finntastique. on 04 May 12, 14:25:42
They're playing live in Helsinki tonight!?

When? that Killing ...
By: KendoPt4. on 04 May 12, 07:47:57
When? that Killing Joke flag unfurls at 2:12 I fucking lose my shit

It? is a powerful ...
By: AladerPoop78. on 02 May 12, 22:54:11
It? is a powerful song. However, socialism leads to despotism. Everywhere it has been implanted it has resulted either in totalitarianism (China under Mao, North Korea, and the Soviet Union), or failed welfare states such as Greece. Libertarianism and anarchism are the only alternatives to the states that move away from that historical trend.

Who is that guy at ...
By: PanacodAnton. on 01 May 12, 14:56:07
Who is that guy at 0:37 ?? Looks familiar.

Jaz Coleman..... ...
By: Robcatist. on 29 Apr 12, 16:07:32
Jaz Coleman.....someone you dont want to fuck? with.

Get? firefox and ...
By: iiBigfootii. on 29 Apr 12, 10:55:47
Get? firefox and AdBlock. :)

Jeez...real music!?
By: y16amp. on 28 Apr 12, 19:00:45
Jeez...real music!?

wish youy? could ...
By: JimiKelly100. on 28 Apr 12, 17:51:37
wish youy? could skip the add

killing joke their ...
By: 1o7stevo. on 27 Apr 12, 23:51:52
killing joke their 1st album i bought blew me away , my dual? 505 wore it away , nearly did with 2nd too.

Pot kettle? black.
By: RogueRotting360. on 26 Apr 12, 22:58:09
Pot kettle? black.

Obama Jokes About Birth Certificate Controversy
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President Obama showed his skills as a comedian at the White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner, focusing mainly on Donald Trump. He made fun of the birth certificate controversy, and ribbed Trump about his presidential ambitions. (April 30)

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Lol?
By: JoeOrbino87. on 23 May 12, 20:56:48
Lol?

Trump did not move? ...
By: ERoseFlowers. on 22 May 12, 02:23:45
Trump did not move? during this whole event.

You? can't make ...
By: thejackal0pe. on 20 May 12, 17:45:10
You? can't make that assumption if you don't even know the difference between "a" and "an".

Obama is? Osama.
By: TruthOasis. on 20 May 12, 02:13:02
Obama is? Osama.

OBAMA is not a ...
By: KOOLACKCLOUD. on 19 May 12, 15:55:50
OBAMA is not a American citizen?

this is? complete ...
By: pemical. on 19 May 12, 04:00:30
this is? complete spurious nonsense.

WASOBAMABORNINKENYA ...
By: LOWRIDER4UNATL. on 15 May 12, 09:23:23
WASOBAMABORNINKENYA DOT C? O M

I THOUGHT TUMBLR? ...
By: 1RonnieRockstar1. on 14 May 12, 11:21:12
I THOUGHT TUMBLR? WAS LYING!!!

And then he got ...
By: Cr4yn0r. on 12 May 12, 16:05:54
And then he got arrested for copyright? violation - . -

Impeach this man, ...
By: pumkinhead22. on 08 May 12, 22:07:24
Impeach this man, his birth certificate is fraudulent, he keeps all these illegal wars going, keeps making his bank puppeteers and wall street crooks very rich, he's stripping away our freedoms at? an outrageous? rate and continues to lie to the American people.... Ron Paul 2012!!

lol?
By: jahedur123456. on 07 May 12, 18:53:29
lol?

I happen to know ...
By: 6XzexionX6. on 06 May 12, 23:09:15
I happen to know that video was taken in the plains of Africa. . . . That? doesn't help your case Mr. President. . .

Man, I swear Obama ...
By: TBAGNFACEFUKER. on 05 May 12, 07:15:01
Man, I swear Obama is a stand up comedian. President's just his day job.?

Tumblr? never lies
By: ceruleangemini73. on 04 May 12, 02:51:50
Tumblr? never lies

If it wasn't ...
By: Samael51760. on 03 May 12, 00:37:17
If it wasn't already a joke there would be no need to joke about it. Proof that teabaggers will believe anything about Obama no? matter how absurd it is.

notice how he ...
By: ausdiv. on 02 May 12, 11:27:22
notice how he doesnt actually address or answer the controversy, just makes jokes about it.. that is normally what guilty people do..? hmmmmm

And just like that, ...
By: rdklzkydd. on 01 May 12, 22:51:01
And just like that, our president informed me that he was the Lion King and won my? adoration.

I don't agree with ...
By: Anon Anon. on 30 Apr 12, 06:39:58
I don't agree with many of his policies, but what a superb orator! What a risky joke, but? I can appreciate its intent. Also, look at Trumps face throughout the video! Haha! Oh, and I voted for Ron Paul. :)

well it doesn't ...
By: omegashinobi. on 29 Apr 12, 18:43:40
well it doesn't help that most of the government is republican, and they? always deny all of the actual good plans he has

Is it just me or ...
By: AlexTheRed1985. on 29 Apr 12, 03:27:28
Is it just me or are only the republicans pissed off? in the comments?

I bet Obumma? won't ...
By: shadomst. on 27 Apr 12, 23:22:52
I bet Obumma? won't be cracking jokes when he gets what he deserves ... and it is coming.

Holy shit, that's ...
By: proudtobeVIP. on 24 Apr 12, 21:47:38
Holy shit, that's funny.?

Oh my god :o ...
By: sammy8907. on 24 Apr 12, 02:09:11
Oh my god :o Tumblr? wasn't lying

fucking love this ...
By: maluse227. on 22 Apr 12, 22:44:42
fucking love this guy hes way more? boss than our PM :P

if it wasn't so ...
By: thatguy928. on 22 Apr 12, 02:03:51
if it wasn't so obvious that his lawyer defending him over the birth cert. received the Supreme Court nomination as reward, and that osama's death was announced the same time as this whole scandal to distract the populace...this would be pretty? damn funny i can't wait until this man is only in charge of no more than an FEMA camp organic garden!

Bee Gees - I Started a Joke
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Bee Gees - I Started a Joke

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I grew up with your ...
By: Keang02. on 24 May 12, 08:28:23
I grew up with your song. Thanks for created beautiful song for us. SO SAD every time heard this song.? MISSED you so much. R.I.P

...
By: julijundrius. on 24 May 12, 08:21:25
ROOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO ROBIN?

I can't believe ...
By: TheDellanator. on 24 May 12, 07:39:23
I can't believe this happened...R.I.P Robin

I'm crying now :( I ...
By: TheDellanator. on 24 May 12, 07:35:56
I'm crying now :( I barely ever cry when a celebrity dies but this is just heart breaking. I loved robin so much I was so glad when they said he? woke up from the coma..

7,042,915 should ...
By: huytk1. on 24 May 12, 06:20:17
7,042,915 should have been pressed? the LOVE button!

See you on the? ...
By: mitch1835. on 24 May 12, 05:45:19
See you on the? other side Robin!!

R.I.P. dear friend ...
By: julitatsantos. on 24 May 12, 05:43:31
R.I.P. dear friend thank you for the beautiful? music....love,love,love

oh what a? darling ...
By: 1russiangirl. on 24 May 12, 05:00:16
oh what a? darling he was, God rest his soul..

We dont have real ...
By: omaxpi. on 24 May 12, 04:49:36
We dont have real singers anymore in the mainstream. Its all hip? hop trash. Lol

Robin still sing ...
By: Megadeth72. on 24 May 12, 04:45:22
Robin still sing this song well in his 50... Justin Bieber needs fckin autotune already at? 17, go figure

you started a joke. ...
By: anyatjah. on 24 May 12, 02:41:31
you started a joke...You laughed, I fell out of bed hurting? my head heart soul from the cruel vicious things you said, you snickered, I cried.. I trusted, i believed, Oh if I had only seen that the JOKE was on ME. beautiful song Robin. thanks RIP

A sweet time when ...
By: MsSweetunes. on 24 May 12, 02:21:22
A sweet time when British? groups still sounded British! Nineteen years old and a beautiful talent already! RIP Robin. We love you!

R.I.P. Robin, ...
By: CriminalLaw45. on 24 May 12, 01:13:48
R.I.P. Robin, Thank? You:(

os tons que o robin ...
By: djpetergfour. on 24 May 12, 00:31:05
os tons que o robin atingia eram impressionantes,quase tenor,voz? sem igual pra mim ele e o john denver eram as melhores vozes ,e os 2 ja morreram...os bons estao partindo,

he sang this song ...
By: IIQSPAT. on 23 May 12, 23:26:48
he sang this song when he? was 19, just a year older than justin bieber. what has happened to music?

sang straight from ...
By: IIQSPAT. on 23 May 12, 23:23:30
sang straight from the heart and soul, not from expensive voice enhancer? that today's artists use.

Thanks beautiful ?
By: farmacja91. on 23 May 12, 21:37:51
Thanks beautiful ?

RIP you were ...
By: eastmeadow1. on 23 May 12, 20:22:04
RIP you were beautiful, and yoru voice gorgeous thank? you say hello to my brother in heaven

/watch?v= ...
By: YehoodaHamaccabi1. on 23 May 12, 19:25:38
/watch?v=vuKqTuX_UAY?

This has always ...
By: Jerri Nowlen. on 23 May 12, 18:59:03
This has always been one of my favorite songs. Robin Gibb had the most beautiful voice in the world.... We lost him far too soon. ?

this sends chills ...
By: Janet Wheeler. on 23 May 12, 18:39:15
this sends chills over me...R.I.P. Robin..I feel like a part of me has died as? well.

this song is a ...
By: jen2174. on 23 May 12, 17:43:48
this song is a creepy irony of his future. it meant something different of course, but hearing words like i finally? died" is eerie..

Thanks for your ...
By: billylmtam. on 23 May 12, 16:28:45
Thanks for your songs........RIP Robin Gibb?

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